3 isn't too young to know what you want.

I know when I need a hair cut! and I know how I want it. Daddy brought Mommy's hair cutting stuff into the house (She keeps it in the car so I can't get to it.) He wants a hair cut sometime this week. But I knew this might be my only chance to try out my idea. I was very quiet so I don't know how Mommy heard me. But I am faster than she is. I knew that by the time she got off the sofa I could be almost done. I forgot that Daddy was home so I didn't get to finish. Now I just have a couple of chunks cut off right on top of my head. Mommy says This means I can only have one pony tail on top until this grows out and not the 2 that I prefer. I asked about 3 pony tails and she said she thought that would work. As she was putting my hair up she notice that my bangs had grown so she cut them. I wanted to watch. "oh, Bug, now they're really cock-eyed." I know what I like! "I like them weird. I want weirder."
She told Grandma last night who just laughed. "Well, she is your daughter. Soon she'll want piercings and weird hair color." Mommy mumbled but I think I heard. "Aren't I proof that piercing heal up?" Interesting. Is Grandma saying that Blue and Red hair is an option. Why don't I know about this? Mommy cut the fingernail polish out of my hair when I tried to color my hair red this way. Hum...She is hiding things from me.
The Devine Miss B.