Wednesday, March 07, 2007

What will I do for Valium?



I'll get an ugly cavity infested wisdom tooth that I have held on to for almost 10 years, pulled. They warned me that it would ruin my "perfect" smile. They lied! But my new dentist says "so do you want Valium or laughing gas when we pull out that tooth?" "Oh, it doesn't bother me...did you say VALIUM?" "Yes." "okay, I want all of my teeth pulled out...one, a day...if you give me Valium every time." He just laughed at me...He isn't going to pull them all out, just the wisdom tooth...but I get Valium! Next week! I am sooooo excited...yes I know I am not right in the head.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're not getting as much as you like, unfortunately, but yes, you're getting Valium. I'll get the scrip filled for you soon. Love you!

Anonymous said...

They just knocked me out completely...of course I had all four of mine pulled at once, and was rather hostile about it...Better living through pharmaceuticals.