WARNING! LOUD NOISES!

Did you know my child talks all of the time even in her sleep. And my husband's computer makes this slight high pitched hum. My skin must be really dry because I can hear my arm on my dress. Yes, people I have sonic hearing. What they don't tell you about getting super hearing is that it best to take a acetaminophen and a nap. I have a horrible headache...And how come somebody didn't tell me before that my husband yells at me? I hope he isn't angry. I am going to take a few more pills and put some cotton in my ears so I can't hear my feet on the carpet. Don't get me wrong, I am very grateful there is no permanent nerve damage but I wasn't prepared to become a superhero. I don't even have a uniform!